Season 6 Quotes

The Doctor: Are you married, River?
River Song: Are you asking?
The Doctor: Yes.
River Song: …Yes.
The Doctor: No, hang on, did you think I was asking you to marry me, or, or, or asking if you were married?
River Song: Yes.
The Doctor: No, but was that yesNixon: But… who are they and… what is that box?
The Doctor: It’s a police box. Can’t you read? I’m your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Codename: The Doctor. These are my top operatives: [indicates Amy, Rory, and River in turn] The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson.
River: I hate you.
The Doctor: No, you don’t., or…yes.
River Song: …Yes.

The Doctor: Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn’t mind shooting people. I shouldn’t like that. Kinda do, a bit.
River Song: Thank you, sweetie.
The Doctor: I know you’re team players and everything, but she’ll definitely kill the first three of you.
River: Oh, the first seven, easy.
The Doctor: Seven, really?
River: Oh, eight for you, honey.
The Doctor: Stop it!
River: Make me!
The Doctor: Oh, maybe I will!
Amy Pond : [tied to a chair] Is this really important, flirting? ‘Cause I feel like I should be higher on the list right now!

The Doctor: Don’t let them build to full power!
River Song: I know! There’s a reason why I’m shooting, honey! What are you doing?
The Doctor: Helping!
River Song: You’ve got a screwdriver. Go build a cabinet!
The Doctor: That’s really rude!
River: Shut up and drive!

The Doctor: [to Melody Pond] It’s okay, she’s still all yours. And really you should call her “Mummy”, not “Big Milk Thing”.
Amy Pond: Okay, what are you doing?
The Doctor: I speak Baby.
Amy Pond: No, you don’t.
The Doctor: I speak everything. Don’t I, Melody Pond?
Melody: [gurgles]
The Doctor: [straightens his bow tie] No, it’s not. It’s cool.

The Doctor: Rory, take Hitler and put him in the cupboard over there, now. Do it.
Rory: Right. I’m putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler. Hitler, cupboard. C’mon.
Adolf Hitler: But I am the Führer!
Rory: Right. In you go! [Rory shoves Hitler into the cupboard]
Hitler [turns around, shocked]: Who are you?

Craig: [referring to his baby son] He’s called Alfie. And what are you doing here anyway?
The Doctor: Yes, he likes that … Alfie. Though personally, he likes to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.
Craig: I’m sorry, what?
The Doctor: That’s what he calls himself.
Craig: And how’d you know that?
The Doctor: I speak Baby.
Craig: Of course you do.

The Doctor: [to Alfie] No! He’s your dad! You can’t just call him “Not Mum”.
Craig: “Not Mum”?
The Doctor: That’s you! “Also Not Mum”, that’s me! And everybody else is [leans in to Alfie] “Peasants”. That’s a bit unfortunate.

The Doctor: Look around. Ask questions. People like it when you’re with a baby. Babies are sweet. People talk to you. That’s why I usually take a human with me.
Craig: So I’m your baby.
The Doctor: [Cheerful] You’re my baby!

The Doctor: Time isn’t a straight line. It’s all… bumpy-wumpy. There’s loads of boring stuff. Like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons. But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything’s impossible.

The Doctor: There’s something out of place – let’s go and poke it with a stick.


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