Day of the Doctor Quotes
The Eleventh Doctor: Hello, hello, Gallifrey High Command, this is the Doctor speaking.
The Tenth Doctor: Hello! Also the Doctor, can you hear me?
The War Doctor: Also the Doctor. Standing ready.
Time Lord General: Dear God, three of them. All my worst nightmares at once.
The Eleventh Doctor: Okay. Gentlemen, we’re ready. Geronimo!
The Tenth Doctor: Allons-y!
The War Doctor: Oh, for God’s sake! Gallifrey stands!
[Meeting the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors for the first time.]
The War Doctor: You’re me? Both of you?
The Tenth Doctor: Yup.
The War Doctor: [indicating the Eleventh Doctor.] Even that one?
The Eleventh Doctor: Yes!
The War Doctor: You’re my future selves?
The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors: [together] Yes!
The War Doctor: Am I having a midlife crisis? [as he approaches, they brandish their sonic screwdrivers at him] Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They’re scientific instruments, not water pistols! Look like you’ve seen a ghost.
The Tenth Doctor: Still, loving the posh, gravelly thing. It’s very convincing.
The Eleventh Doctor: Brave words, Dick Van Dyke.
Clara Oswald: Doctor, what’s going on?
The Eleventh Doctor: It’s a… a timey-wimey thing.
The War Doctor: [incredulous] Timey what? Timey-wimey?
The Tenth Doctor: I’ve – I’ve no idea where he picks that stuff up…
The War Doctor: Did you ever count?
The Eleventh Doctor: Count what?
The War Doctor: How many children there were on Gallifrey that day?
The Eleventh Doctor: I have absolutely no idea.
The War Doctor: How old are you now?
The Eleventh Doctor: Uh, I don’t know, I lose track. Twelve hundred and something, I think, unless I’m lying. I can’t remember if I’m lying about my age, that’s how old I am.
The War Doctor: Four hundred years older than me and in all that time you never even wondered how many there were. You never once counted?
The Eleventh Doctor: Tell me, what would be the point?
The Tenth Doctor: Two point four seven billion.
The War Doctor: You did count!
The Tenth Doctor: [to the Eleventh Doctor] You forgot! Four hundred years, is that all it takes?!
The Eleventh Doctor: I moved on!
The Tenth Doctor: Where?! Where can you be now that you can forget something like that?!
The Eleventh Doctor: Spoilers.
[In the War Doctor’s TARDIS]
The Eleventh Doctor: [pointing excitedly at the walls] Hey! Look! The round things!
The Tenth Doctor: I love the round things!
The Eleventh Doctor: What are the round things?
The Tenth Doctor: No idea…
The Eleventh Doctor: I could be a curator. I’d be great at curating. I’d be the Great Curator! I could retire and do that. I could retire and be the curator of this place.